PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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