I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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