problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
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