Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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