Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Randomize
