dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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