We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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