oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
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You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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