i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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