So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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