ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
We need to get me chipped asap
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