I will die if light touches me.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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