please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
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He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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