i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Randomize
