Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
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He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
You're a waste of cheezeits
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
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This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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