I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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