Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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