You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
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It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
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She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
You need Xanax blowdarts
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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