Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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