You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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