He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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