I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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