Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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