gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
splinters make it hard to masturbate
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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