For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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