if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
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Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
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I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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