summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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