I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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