do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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