I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.