I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
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Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009