Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
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My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
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like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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