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Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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