i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Dick very happy bro
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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