Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
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Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
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This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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