I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Threesome in a minivan. New low
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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