just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
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I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
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my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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