Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
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will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
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I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I love you.
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