That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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