Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
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They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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