so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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