overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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