On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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