He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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