i permit you to call me
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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