ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
