She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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