Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Randomize
