is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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