You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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