If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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