there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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