There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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