i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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