Your mouth is God's brothel.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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