great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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