You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
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I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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