And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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