508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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